It should be hump day..

Oh the weird stuff you find online.. today's random find was on tumblr.. I wanted to share it but wasn't able to..

Apparently there is a rule about tumblr that it stays off of facebook..

My blog isn't facebook and this needs to be shared with some friends of mine.. Since Tumblr is mostly people posting stolen images I wouldn't even know where to begin to give credit for this having found it on Tumblr.. but it's a gem!

Oh how I wish it was hump day... at least it's friday and time for shenanigans!!!

Tea bagging..

I took this picture of my tea bag in my burnt vag tea bag holder... I tea bagged my vag.. It's a caffeine cunt! haha

It reminds me of the first time I went to pick up yarn to crochet. I went to buy skin coloured cotton but Micheals was out.

One of the workers told me I could buy white yarn and told me to tea bag it. I totally giggled! She repeatedly talked about tea bagging. I couldn't help but laugh!!

Late Night Dirty thoughts with Dirty D

I won this amazing vag votive holder from LadyE.Me This thing gives me lots of laughs!

Don't Be Silly, Wrap that Willy!

HAHA I don't know how I find this shit, Here's some great late night dirty cartoon finds...

This first one makes me laugh.. hahha.. This is just terrible.. poor guy can't get head because he's too big!! 

I just found George Jetson sucking himself off.. and a naked picture of Bart Simpson..

I think the lady above would like a PENIS salad!!.. lol

Every penis has a story, 

Poor Mr. P.P. Head.. he was silly..

A day in the life of a penis..

Seriously.. 

Don't Be Silly.. Wrap that Willy!!

Pour vous..

It's the best of both words.. boobs, cock and a nice juicy ass! (;

Moving along..

I thought it was Friday the 13th, but it's only the 12.. I kinda feel like this..

I'm always stuck at home on a Friday night looking for random fucked up shit on the internet. Tonights post is mostly because I've got some new fans to my facebook page and I don't want the first blog post they see to be a bouquet of penises,.. I don't want to scare away anyone, well, not just yet. lol

So lets start out with these fuckers.. they fucked themselves to death!! Seriously. They should have come up for air!

I've been shown the latest pieces that are in the works for my blog. The most recent is so fucking dirty I can't wait till it gets inked to show you all, but for now, lets find some more random fucked up shit online..

I went in the wrong directions like these poor fuckers.. 

I found some nasty ass raunchy porn.. don't get me wrong,.. if that's what you want, go search it yourself.. I don't want to see ass fucking or gapping assholes.. seriously.. what the fuck kind of fetish is that! Not my thing.. 

A new search, I've come across this bizarre piece.. 

Kinda makes me think of that human centipede movie.. again.. must be an ass person thing.. I've not seen it, nor do I intend to. I've heard about it and that's enough to make me puke a little in my mouth, and what's even worse is they made a part 2! BLECH!

Ok.. on to something a little cleaner..

and always remember that cleanliness is next to godliness.. No one likes a stink! haha

Well, that's all I've got to save you before moving on to the next post,.. I seriously need some new ideas for content.. it'll cum.. 

Remember when..

There was consumption junction in the days before the sick fuck network? I do. 

THose where some crazy fucked up things that I saw.

Now the site is all porn spammy and yes this dirty girl doesn't want to be spammed with porn.. I just want to look at random fucked up shit.

I remember the first days of the internet, coming across a site that hosted the TEN WORST THINGS on the internet in that particular year.. I'm thinking around maybe 1999..?

I remember there was the bouquet of penises from rotten.com

Penis!

HaHAha! He said penis!

HAHA.. I got distracted by penis, lol 

Where was I? Ten worst things on internet in 1999ish..

I believe there was a blue waffle.. I will not post a picture of that because I'd rather not puke in my mouth. HAHA. and there was what I believe to be the video two girls one cup.. I don't want to watch that video ever again.. The first time I watched it I believe I did puke in my mouth a little bit.. 

Search google if you dare. lol

That is all I can remember back to 1999! lol

Dirty D's Fortune cookies..

I was looking for an image of a fortune cookie.. I wanted to make some cool fortunes..

I never expected to blog about my fortune cookies until I came across this cookie.. 

Well it was just perfect!

There was a quote I wanted to add to a cookie from this episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

Next time you wanna get some action give this fortune cookie to that special someone!

I had to make one more fortune cookie..

The Answer..

and here is my random dirty fortune cookie find..

HAHA.. that's dirty.. 

Here's a good dirty fortune..

~Keep It Wet~

My Cat Sprinkles..

Meet my cat Sprinkles..

This is Sprinkles as a cute little kitten..

This is my cat high on drugs...

 You are probably wonder why on earth there is a post on A dirty thought blog about my CAT!!..

Well..

There is this house we call the

The Sprinkles House..

A little house with pebble stones and diamond cut mirrors that would according to my daughter who was 4  at the time said the house SPRINKLED rainbows of sun light when the sun would set, that sparkly sprinkles house created a fascination with everything EVERYTHING SPRINKLES.

I have reason to believe it was a special masseuse parlour long long ago..

My cat is named after whore house!

I'm off to get a 

❤

We like things slippery when wet..

How does that saying go? Cleanliness is next to godliness? 

To make things more fun why not try adding in a flavoured lube? 

After working in the adult store I got to try out a lot of the different products, and I'd say hands down is Astroglide! 

Generally Astroglide tends to be a little more expensive so a comparative brand would be 

Wet Light Liquid.

That's enough lube in that bottle that you could use take Doc Johnsons Great American Challenge!!!!

 Or how about a fist?

If you're an ass person.. make sure to lube it up witha a good anal lube.

#1 recommended by my gay boy friends..

Lube it up, keep it wet, feed the beast..

Dear Dirty D

Have a partner that can't get it up, well that doesn't mean you have to go without!

Teach you and your boy what to do..

http://www.squirtingmastery.com/vid3_5types.html

That link above is pretty expensive and I am sure that there are cheeper ways to learn, after all there is google.

If he's not interested, there is always taking care of yourself..

I suggest buying something glass and ribbed!

and get yourself a Fukuoku 9000 Fingertip Personal Massager.

Lock yourself in your bathroom and enjoy!!

Also you could talk to your partner about having someone on the side, maybe he's a weirdo and wants to watch? hehe

and last but not least there is always AshleyMadison - Life is short. Have an affair.

Peeping Tom..

There was this feeling I had.. Someone was watching me from the bushes.. I was just sure of it..

All by myself..

Having a little fun all by myself..

Penis Art

How to Turn Your Penis Into The 2012 London Olympics Mascot

I want one..

I want one of these.. I can keep it in my personal dungeon I don't have but want!! I'll give me more reasons to workout.. Where can I find me one?

I hate twightlight.. Never seen or read any of the nonsense!

I found this one on Facebook.. I saved it because I figured it would be reported by some over zealous reporting douche bag..

There's a salty taste in my mouth.. That was fun!

Late late night fucked up finds..

Not my usual subject, but it's random late late night fucked up finds. David Firths Hell First time I came across this video I had eaten a bunch of mushrooms and it was pretty fucked up! I also remember watching this episode of foamy Nuts To You, I think I feel a little bit like that crazy squirrel but without the pills. lol

What's the name of that song?

Trying to find a song.. and I find this..

Oh yeah, nice and juicy!!

Then I find this shit..

Are you fucking kidding me?? IT's part two!! 

I thought my mind was fucked.. 

Anyways.. I guess it wasn't invisible penis, it's the detachable penis song.. I remember this shit on the tele really late at night years ago.. 

Cocktapus..

A day in the life of a penis...

Random dirty thoughts..

Just saw someone who had the last name boocock.  I snickered because last names may indicate personal attributes, location of origin, occupation, parentage, patronage, adoption, or clan affiliation.

I wonder if it was the clan of peekaboo cocks!! lmao!

Forced orgasm..

Ella didn't know she could explode like that...

Marshall's dirty girl of the day..

SinDay

Happy SinDay.. Let us have our daily cock!

Random Dirty Photo Dump

I post a picture of a vagina and I get no reaction, not even a like! I was hoping to get a critique on the picture but it's like no one saw it or everyone ignored it.. I thought it was a pretty interesting piece. It's a tree of life which is really a picture of a womans vagina, the giver of life.. Anyways..

Would you like a bite of my apple?

Or do my large knockers bouncing interest you..

Here's Tink's knockers.. I love this piece!! Tink I think it's a little too big for you but if you take it slowly you could take it all until your head pops off!!

Look at all the dick worshipers!! This is one kick ass party that only happens every 10 years!

Someone left me a message on my fridge.. someone knows me well..