The tree of life..

If you can't figure it out click HERE

Tinkerbells revenge..

Im sure there are a couple of ladies that will find some humor in this... DICK PUNCH!!

Berf..

Berf was a fan page on facebook until some overzealous douche bags started reporting them, the pictures that were reported and removed ended up on the Berf Gallery of the Banned.. Unfortunately Berfs pages were shut down but their blog is still active. Check them out, they make my blog look tame!!

http://berf-galleryofthebanned.blogspot.ca

Poop

As usual doing random searches for fucked up shit, well today I literally ended up looking for shit. Funny poop that is.

As I'm browsing through pictures of funny poop the creepiest thing happened. I started to smell shit and couldn't believe it, it was like smell-o-vision!! It turns out the kid took a shit and it wafted out of the bathroom.

Here's the random funny poop pictures..

I wonder if this guy knows what's really on the back of his head..

This should be my new mug!

This guy should maybe seek help.. That's some serious liquid shit!

I believe there was a unicorn in the backyard yesterday because it left a pile of shit!!

How to make fake poop to prank someone at work or home.

And last but not least, pooping instructions! Use a Potty Squatty

Tonight's random dirty thought..

Tonight I got to get out for a bit to hang out with a girl friend. We were talking about things when we got on the subject of tarot cards. Which got me thinking tonight about how Tarot cards are suppose to represent who you are and the only cards I own have boobs and boobs and more boobies. No vaginas, no penis', just lots and lots of boobs. I love boobs! I don't like scary boobs. Like these scary boobs..

I like to look at boobs but don't go out of my way to look at them, not really my porn interests which is a totally different subject.

Now where was I? Oh yes, boobies! I have really big ones. One of my nicknames is Boobarella (hey it was even an auto-spell!!) Anyways.. Here's a drawing of mine..

If you're not distracted yet and still reading, did you know you can spell boob(s) and boobless on a calculator. Same with my real name! (maybe that's why I'm a math geek?)

I don't like people who act like boobs! Lmao

Boob! Boobs! Boobies! Hooray for Boobies!! <3

& cats.. I <3 cats! I'm one relationship away from being a crazy cat lady!!

<3

Look out for the black hole..

Dick worshiper..

Penis tattoo..

Devilish..

Five dollar whore..

In my head..

I'll show mine if you show me yours..

Well didn't he get a little surprise!! HaHaHa

Hell..

If this is hell, sign me up!

Orgy in a box..

Marshall's girl of the day..

Jungle Jane..

Travel sized pocket penis..

I want one!!

Happy Birthday B

I went digging for art the birthday girl! I'm not 100% sure what your tastes are beside huge hunky men so here are a few pieces I thought you'd enjoy. (:

I thought the one of all the girls getting the guy off kind of reminded me of us DWC girls!!
<3 D

Marshall's Dirty Girls..

Sir Penis Face...

I found this gem online today... He is a cousin of Sickus. Sickus for now remains in the depths of the kitchen news feed!! Leave him there. This poor soul looks sad.. I wonder what he'd look like happy??

MarshallArt..

Cartoon nekkidness!!

www.facebook.com/marshallartinc

Super Girl takes it all!!

Baroness 

Sorry ladies, I'll dig out some goodies for you later....

So the story goes..

When I was in high school a friend gave me a piece of paper, it had the following poems and personality quiz...

Creation of the pussy..

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, 
created a pussy to their design. 
First was a butcher, 
with smart wit, 
using a knife, 
he gave it a slit, 
Second was a carpenter, 
strong and bold, 
with a hammer and chisel, 
he gave it a hole, 
Third was a tailor, 
tall and thin, 
by using red velvet, 
he lined it within, 
Fourth was a hunter, 
short and stout, 
with a piece of fox fur, 
he lined it without, 
Fifth was a fisherman, 
nasty as hell, 
threw in a fish and gave it a smell, 
Sixth was a preacher, 
whose name was McGee, 
he touched it and blessed it, 
and said it could pee, 
Last was a sailor, 
dirty little runt, 
he sucked it and fucked it, 
and called it a cunt.

Keep it WET!

Penis Breath....

Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you've got a job to do so open wide and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all don't drag you teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tongue and feel the pre-cum start to run. So when the fuck's he gonna cum just, when you can't take anymore you hear your lovers mighty roar. And when he hits that real high note you feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky yucky stuff Okay, already thats enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag and what's your revenge, your on the rag.

The shower personality test...

What do you wash first?

• Hair
• Chest
• Armpits
• Face
• Shoulders
• "Other Parts"

HAIR... Those who wash their hair first are the artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important to you. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best lover as you are most willing to explore and please your partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest. 

CHEST... Those who wash their chest first are the practical type. You are straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You're a good lover and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose hair. 

ARMPITS... Those who wash their armpits first are dependable and hard working. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. You make a very poor lover as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose shoulders. 

FACE... To those who wash their face first money is important and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You're an average lover as you tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose other. 

SHOULDERS... Those who wash their shoulders first are born losers. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you but your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy lover. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose armpits are your only chance. 

OTHER PARTS... Those who wash "other parts" first are very average. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average lover. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face.