Search through my gutter brain..

Sunday, August 26, 2012

We like things slippery when wet..

How does that saying go? Cleanliness is next to godliness? 

To make things more fun why not try adding in a flavoured lube? 
After working in the adult store I got to try out a lot of the different products, and I'd say hands down is Astroglide


Generally Astroglide tends to be a little more expensive so a comparative brand would be 


That's enough lube in that bottle that you could use take Doc Johnsons Great American Challenge!!!!

 Or how about a fist?


If you're an ass person.. make sure to lube it up witha a good anal lube.
#1 recommended by my gay boy friends..

Lube it up, keep it wet, feed the beast..

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Dear Dirty D

Have a partner that can't get it up, well that doesn't mean you have to go without!


Teach you and your boy what to do..


That link above is pretty expensive and I am sure that there are cheeper ways to learn, after all there is google.


If he's not interested, there is always taking care of yourself..

I suggest buying something glass and ribbed!






Lock yourself in your bathroom and enjoy!!

Also you could talk to your partner about having someone on the side, maybe he's a weirdo and wants to watch? hehe

and last but not least there is always AshleyMadison - Life is short. Have an affair.








Monday, August 20, 2012

Peeping Tom..

There was this feeling I had.. Someone was watching me from the bushes.. I was just sure of it..


Sunday, August 19, 2012