Remember when..

There was consumption junction in the days before the sick fuck network? I do. 

THose where some crazy fucked up things that I saw.

Now the site is all porn spammy and yes this dirty girl doesn't want to be spammed with porn.. I just want to look at random fucked up shit.

I remember the first days of the internet, coming across a site that hosted the TEN WORST THINGS on the internet in that particular year.. I'm thinking around maybe 1999..?

I remember there was the bouquet of penises from rotten.com

Penis!

HaHAha! He said penis!

HAHA.. I got distracted by penis, lol 

Where was I? Ten worst things on internet in 1999ish..

I believe there was a blue waffle.. I will not post a picture of that because I'd rather not puke in my mouth. HAHA. and there was what I believe to be the video two girls one cup.. I don't want to watch that video ever again.. The first time I watched it I believe I did puke in my mouth a little bit.. 

Search google if you dare. lol

That is all I can remember back to 1999! lol

Dirty D's Fortune cookies..

I was looking for an image of a fortune cookie.. I wanted to make some cool fortunes..

I never expected to blog about my fortune cookies until I came across this cookie.. 

Well it was just perfect!

There was a quote I wanted to add to a cookie from this episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

Next time you wanna get some action give this fortune cookie to that special someone!

I had to make one more fortune cookie..

The Answer..

and here is my random dirty fortune cookie find..

HAHA.. that's dirty.. 

Here's a good dirty fortune..

~Keep It Wet~

My Cat Sprinkles..

Meet my cat Sprinkles..

This is Sprinkles as a cute little kitten..

This is my cat high on drugs...

 You are probably wonder why on earth there is a post on A dirty thought blog about my CAT!!..

Well..

There is this house we call the

The Sprinkles House..

A little house with pebble stones and diamond cut mirrors that would according to my daughter who was 4  at the time said the house SPRINKLED rainbows of sun light when the sun would set, that sparkly sprinkles house created a fascination with everything EVERYTHING SPRINKLES.

I have reason to believe it was a special masseuse parlour long long ago..

My cat is named after whore house!

I'm off to get a 

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