I found some random gifs. This first one is of a little cherub statue pee'ing in a mermaids fountain and she doesn't like it much at all, well sometimes it's best just to leave things the way they are.
Now is the time to be scared.. we are being invaded by alien penis.. seriously I'd run from that thing, it's just too long, ya that's right guys... Girls want GIRTH.. not length..
Here's a dancing penis.. hop on for a ride..
Or you could try jerking Hitlers big black cock.. Seriously?? I don't even want to know how this idea came about...
And this just makes me laugh.. hahahahahahaha at least it's not elephantitis!!
If you have a problem with this then maybe it's due to a system error... Your penis is too small or non-existant!!
