Life with dick..

It's late.. I'm alone with my thoughts.  It's been quite the week..

There are some people I'd like to boot fuck with my new boots? What do you think?

Looking for a new way to take care of the dick in your life.. I wonder if this is like a voodoo doll or if this is good acupuncture? Youch!

See Mr dick is happy.. Something must have worked right. 

 Dick, you know dick? You know who's a fan of dick? Jesus.. really.. check it out..

I found dicks smelly balls for sale while out on my ventures.

My friend was decorating her work for Hallowing, this is the best job ever!

They have the best games.. the only kind of games I like to play,

make sure it's a plastic sheet version for the squirt!

Life with Dick..

Childhood ruined..

Childhood ruined in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

No pat don't sit on that dildo..

Carpet munching,...

dick fucking..

Even the spider knew she was a whore..

Oh nom nom nom, snap, crackle and pop!

Barbie sold out to porn..

and she doesn't give a fuck..

Fuck Yeah!

 

The Pussy, The Penis and the FUCKING..

It's another one of those late night random fucked up finds.. this time on my own personal hard drive I have found the pussy..

the penis..

and the FUCKING..

The fucking is an old posting but now with colour.. Check out the original HERE.. 

Horse cock..

I was on an adult sex shop website and got the idea to search the word 'horse'. I was looking for this bench that women sit on with a super powerful vibrator but instead I found a dildo in the shape of a horses cock. OMFG.. A horse cock dildo!!.. and I thought I'd seen it all.

Get your very own horse cock dildo here.. http://bit.ly/1nSuKNV

I thought I'd throw in a horse cock animated image so off to google I went to search 'animated horse cock'.. I think I have discovered quite possibly why so many adults like my little pony.. Who knew they were such naughty little ponies!

There's a whole collection of these animated pony gifs.. check them out!! https://e621.net/post/index?tags=horse+gif

and of course I had to check out the second link of my search.. 

Real Horse Porn!!.. Omg ewww

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF_For_Real/comments/xd1lp/i_know_some_people_love_horses_but_this_is_a_bit/

WHAT IN THE FUCK.. I could have lived my life without ever seeing THAT!!.. What has been seen cannot be unseen... I need to go to bed.. this is just too much.

Goodnight.

Fear Mongering Penis Doodles

I found this site that you can search a word and paint a picture.. I tried to find a penis picture to paint and ended up with a squid.. http://www.hippopaint.com/

I got into a 'discussion' with some random online person who tried to use fear mongering tactics on me to believe what she could not even validate.

I decided to go on a 'war mongering' google image search.. maybe I could find something to post but all I found were these leaky boobs..

As I was searching through the google images my friend shared her penis colouring page.

She's done an amazing job with the blue balls and all!

I never did find a good meme and that is when God posted a message.

Awesome advice from the man himself...

Happy Fucking Valentines….

The perfect valentines..

This!.. This would be my perfect valentine!!

And from me to you.. the perfect candy hearts. 

Spred the love!!

Happy Valentines Bitches.. I'll leave you with this.

Fuck the cunt!

I really hate bitches that ruin the fun for everyone else. Fuck the cunt! The cunt could use this large ass dildo to fuck themselves sideways with so they would stop acting like a tight ass pussy!

Even the cat is scared shitless haha

I think they might even need the big blue dildo, I'm sure the cat would die..

HOLY FUCK THAT THING IS HUGE!!